Philo

   One who knows he knows nothing is wise.
                                                      --- Socrates

NICE .. xD

    It never ceases to amaze me ...
      :)))

LOL ..

  Jepe: "Wui, at itukar Love, Sex and Magic .."
  Kasui: "Diak, SEX la it akon .. "

  *Paker .. nd he was serious about that ..
    txk txk txk ..

Narnia All 7 books PDF Version

  Click the link ,, (duh):

     Narnia All 7 books

Hottest Words ;)

 Salor - secret ..
 Panzuelo - Nagroromansa ..
 Candaza - Nagbabayot ..
 Cayobit - Naghahanap ng bayot ..
 Nerja - Nag-iinop hit uyab ..

Reality Check

  If everything is an illusion, how the fuck are we supposed to know reality?!

Morning Song

  Wake in the morning, feeling like P. Titty,

  Grab my dildo, i'm out the door, i'm gonna fuck this city.

  Before I leave brush my teeth with bottle of jizz.

  Coz when I leave for the night, I'm gonna fuck your dad!

  Lubricants all over my toes, toes

  Cum all over my clothes, clothes

  Boys blowing up my fuck hole

  Pulling my top and favorite cd's

  Ripping up my sexy panties

  Suckling both my titties ..

  Don't stop, make cum,

  DJ, can you fuck me up?

  Tonight, imma fuck

  till we see the sunlight.

  Tick Tock, on the clock

  but I just want to fuck no ..

  Got all the guys in the world, and some enormous dicks

  I got no condoms in my pocket but i'm ready for sex

  And now the models lining up coz i'm a good sucker

  But they won't get to my cunt unless he's a good fucker

  Everybody's talking about my butt butt

  Boys trying to touch my cunt cunt

  But I smack him if it's hurting so bad bad

  Now, now, we go after we super fuck

  or the police catch us now now

  the police shut us now now

  the police join us now!

   Don't stop, make cum,

  DJ, can you fuck me up?

  Tonight, imma fuck

  till we see the sunlight.

  Tick Tock, on the clock

  but I just want to fuck no ..

  

  DJ, stick in your cock

  Just fuck me up

   Your dick it pounds

   It's insanity!

  Put your hands up

  I'll ride you now

  You make me sound

   Yeah you got me

  DJ, stick in your cock

  Just fuck me up

  Your dick it pounds

  It's insanity!

  Go faster now

  Go faster now

  Me cum now!

  No, the orgy don't start

  Till I got a cock!

   Don't stop, make cum,

  DJ, can you fuck me up?

  Tonight, imma fuck

  till we see the sunlight.

  Tick Tock, on the clock

  but I just want to fuck no ..

------------------------------------------

--> Super Imba Jepe

--> Inspired by Angelo Remandaban

Stupid Quote

  Love is about shaving your balls.
                       --->  Michelle from American Pie 3

 xD

Buyayaw!

  Some say swearing is for the pervs, the immature, and the plain evil.
  For you people who view it that way, we got something for you.


  Swearing is not meant to curse the people we are having a conversation with,
  but rather, it is a means of EMPHASIZING what is deep in our hearts,
  well, maybe it's not so good, or evil .. but anyway, it is to CONVEY
  our feelings, and blast those fuckin' rascals out of existence!

  Sorry, cl was in the last sentence. *Shrugs*
  Anyway, i'd like to give you an example:

  #House on Fire#
  Man1: Waaaaaaa!! Nasusunog an am balay! Bulig!
  Madlang Pipol: *Shrugs*
  ==Let me stop you right there.==
  ----------------------------------
  Do you think anyone is gonna help him?
  Well, maybe some haloed saints, patrons, and martyrs who
  are willing to risk their lives to save you and pitiful
  home. Hm. But, head count! 1, 2, 3! Hello??
  Is that enough to put out a blazing fire?
  Answer: In your dreams.
  LOL.
  Well, let's add another element in the story, if you know what I mean.
  ----------------------------------
   #House of Fire, Take Two#
   Man1: Waaaaaaa!! Nasusunog an am balay! Bulig!
   Man2: *Punches Man1* Ulol! PUTA NGA YAWA!
   AN IYO MGA IROY! PAGKAMATA KAM!
   DIMUNYO NASUSUNOG AM BALAY!
   KOLERANG JAWA! SHOVE YOURSELVES OUT OF YOUR
   FUCKIN' BEDS, AND DRAG THEM OUT HERE
   YOU LAZY ASSHOLES!
   BANZAI!
  ---------------------------------
   Ok, maybe ..
   not that fucked up.
   But are you getting my point?
   It is a way of living, to get the attention
   of people whose minds are wandering around
   the space-time continuum.
   It's magic lies in its capability
   to resurrect the timid mind,
   and drill some fuckin' sense
   into their Goddamn minds!
  --------------------------------

   *PWNED*


  --------------------------------
    -->Super Imba Jepe
    -->Idea by: John Casey Nerja (Asshole) xD

Poem??

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Six BLOODY ROSES,

I offer to you.

(It's Fresh .. xD)

Photoshoot!

<3 Crazy Over You <3