Buyayaw!

  Some say swearing is for the pervs, the immature, and the plain evil.
  For you people who view it that way, we got something for you.


  Swearing is not meant to curse the people we are having a conversation with,
  but rather, it is a means of EMPHASIZING what is deep in our hearts,
  well, maybe it's not so good, or evil .. but anyway, it is to CONVEY
  our feelings, and blast those fuckin' rascals out of existence!

  Sorry, cl was in the last sentence. *Shrugs*
  Anyway, i'd like to give you an example:

  #House on Fire#
  Man1: Waaaaaaa!! Nasusunog an am balay! Bulig!
  Madlang Pipol: *Shrugs*
  ==Let me stop you right there.==
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  Do you think anyone is gonna help him?
  Well, maybe some haloed saints, patrons, and martyrs who
  are willing to risk their lives to save you and pitiful
  home. Hm. But, head count! 1, 2, 3! Hello??
  Is that enough to put out a blazing fire?
  Answer: In your dreams.
  LOL.
  Well, let's add another element in the story, if you know what I mean.
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   #House of Fire, Take Two#
   Man1: Waaaaaaa!! Nasusunog an am balay! Bulig!
   Man2: *Punches Man1* Ulol! PUTA NGA YAWA!
   AN IYO MGA IROY! PAGKAMATA KAM!
   DIMUNYO NASUSUNOG AM BALAY!
   KOLERANG JAWA! SHOVE YOURSELVES OUT OF YOUR
   FUCKIN' BEDS, AND DRAG THEM OUT HERE
   YOU LAZY ASSHOLES!
   BANZAI!
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   Ok, maybe ..
   not that fucked up.
   But are you getting my point?
   It is a way of living, to get the attention
   of people whose minds are wandering around
   the space-time continuum.
   It's magic lies in its capability
   to resurrect the timid mind,
   and drill some fuckin' sense
   into their Goddamn minds!
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   *PWNED*


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    -->Super Imba Jepe
    -->Idea by: John Casey Nerja (Asshole) xD